A-Camp - "My Dad" lyrics

(talking) quack goes the goose moo goes the cow and also goes the duck my dad is a business man (singing) he likes to watch the footy and doesn't flush his poo he likes to drink a few when hes not at works hes dirty when its deep enough he hangs a little shit digging in his pit (chorus) yeh he is very strange woooooo my dad is wierd he makes all his chickens lay all their eggs free range my dad bets on the footy and although he always looses he sits in his chair pulling out his hair and calls everyone loosers (chorus)