Cactus - "Cursed" lyrics

Could today have got any worse I've got dog crap in my hair And I think I've been cursed Dog Crap in my hair But my showers bust I tryed to wash it out I wacked my nose on a chair And I think I've been cursed Chorus: Cursed Cursed from the devil Cursed from a witch Cursed from the pyramids Life is such a bitch Repeat Chorus Such a bitch (Guitar solo) Repeat Chorus My cat pissed in my trainers I went out for a run I thought I was getting sweaty When I knew it wasn't fun Was not funny And saw my oven on I locked myself out I smashed a window to get in My chickens overdone Repeat Chorus Lost my ticket to a gig Slipped up in public People took the mick Now I'm done 50 Repeat Chorus x2 Dog crap in my hair Showers bust, need to repair Wacked my nose on a chair Pissed in trainers life's unfair Repeat Chorus x2