D-12 - "My Fault (pizza Mix)" lyrics

* Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song * [G] Eminem as Susan (the girl) [D] Eminem as Dave [J] Eminem as John [R] Eminem as Ron Chorus: repeat 2X I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying I never meant to give you mushrooms girl And now it's my fault my fault [Eminem] And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave Susan -- an ex-manic depressive who just moved from Houston A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up with first aid tape and raped on the first date who love booze and alternative music (Whattup') Told me she was starvin, I said it wasn't a problem (Nah!) I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on it [G] I'm allergic to fungus We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage Come on Sue, that's nonsense Who's at the door'' Pizza man! Who ordered pizza' Wasn't it yours' Nuh uh [G] If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don't want it Shutup Susan I'll pick em off it Oh hell, I might as well try it, I'll be alright Susan you just swallowed the wrong slice!! Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end 2nd repeat same as original Chorus "Yo Sue!" [G] Get away from me, I don't know you [G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!) Oh shoot, she's tripping.. I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major I just wanted to make you appreciate flavor Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya So what they locked you in the attic in your dad's house' I'm sorry your father used to chase you and spank you with hangers That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out She said, I said, "You're breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!" [G] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure! "Would you put it down you're startin to scare me" I don't even have any kids and I can't cook She said, [G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married (Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look! We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line and "It was an accident!" at the end 2nd repeat same as original Chorus [G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled Susan (wait!) Where you goin' You better be careful I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue Want some gum' Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb I'll be right back just chill baby please' I gotta go find Dave he majored in allergies "John, where's Dave at before I bash you'" [J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude! There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants "Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off'" [D] Well it depends on how many pieces she ate Just one, with double mushrooms by mistake Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, breaking out in hives" [D] She's gonna die dude "I know and it's my fault!" [D] My god!!! Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second line and "What do I do'" at the end 2nd repeat same as original Chorus My God, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up! Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing'! You're not dead!! You're NOT dead! I know you're not dead!