D-12 F/ Eminem - "Purple Pills" lyrics

[Chorus] I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills [Eminem] Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get And 5 I hit When I drive by 6 people Ah shit I started a mosh pit Squashed a bitch And stomped the foster kids These shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb shit start happenin' So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again I said c'mon bounce Everybody in the house with a half an ounce Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town We don't bullshit, better ask around Bizarre, your mom is passing out Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out [Kon Artist & Kuniva] He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn Fuck that, someone help Denaun Hey Von You see me stepping on these leprechauns' It gotta be acid cuz the X is gone Ya I took them all dog with some parmesian And I think my arm is gone It's probably numb Dumb, dumb, and full of cumm And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue Scary ass it was a false alarm You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on So stop acting stupid You so high That you might wake up with a guy On some new shit I think I did too much This substance equals cuffs Red pills, blue pills, and green Big pills (That's ill) Mescaline [Chorus] [Hook] Dirty Dozen 80 of us That's why our baby mothers Shady brothers Ladies love us Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something Pop pills [Proof] Pop two pills Pills I pop On stilts I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk I wanna roll away Like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days Look for coke to smoke And when I'm old and gray I overdose When I pack up my nose with coke *cough cough cough* I must have broke the choke Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ahh, poor baby Born by whore lady Now I gotta straight born *infant* (You're crazy!) [Swifty] I pop four E's at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine (You got any shroom') I can't get job Does Bizarre smoke crack' Cuz her mom's so trashed (') Why the hell you niggas think I rap' I do it just to get your company hijacked (Swift, chill) If you like smack Then I might too And I don't give a damn if they white or blue I just wanna get high like you Speed, shrooms, down the valiums Even smoke weed outta vacuums I just got some and I'm going back soon [Chorus] [Bizarre] I'm at rave High off chronic Looking like a slave Gin and tonic demonic Body smelt like vomit Pussy poppin', acid choppin', dope heavy guy Heroine mescaline pimp So ladies wanna try Blue pills, golden seals Got Bizarre actin' ill Drugs kill (Yeah, right) Shut your mouth you dirty slut Bitch I'm for real You know you want it in your butt I'll put it in your cunt Let Bizarre nutt [Chorus]