[Fat girl!]
[You're a fat girl]
[Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl] (repeat 2X)

And already got a fat girl on my jock
(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block
Now my story's kinda simple so please take it simple
As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple
Saw a fatty comin my way so what was I to do'
I busted a U went tha other way again
I was chillin on the ave drinkin some booze
but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end
I turned around, here she came, stride for stride
funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five
and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook
Stampede was rushin, I double looked
[Ron-de-vu]
Five four three ugly as can be, she said

Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me' (I said no)
Huhu yes you do suga
My name is Bertha but you can call me booga
We was slow dancin, give ya all this body
Remember the time when you were drunk at a party

[Eazy-E]

When she said that she loved me, I was in shock
Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock

[CHORUS:]
[I got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock]

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown
and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground
Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me
I was hell, victim of a scandal
Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!]
coz this girl's too much for E to handle
Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun
Broke tha bee's grip, started to run
I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit
She kept on comin because of addiction
Legs on fire because of friction
My gun broke, now I was doomed
As I swung, tha fat girl fell
Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon
Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale
and all fat girls y'all besta chill
That's tha story, it's quite ill
All overweight freaks stay off my block
Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock
[CHORUS]

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