All the males: It's great to be a man
Timmy and Cosmo: To scratch and dig
It's swell to be a guy
And pick and itch
Cosmo: We like to race
And no one asks us why
Timmy: We like to fight
All the males: We grow our hair
On every place
Mr. Turner: And everybody knows
Timmy: It's great to be a male
It's wrong to cry
All the males: It's great to be a hairy, smelly guy
It rocks to be a dude
Timmy and Cosmo: To eat and burp
And fart and spit
Male: We like to hit
And kill all of your food
Mr. Turner: Do we like corn'

We like to punch
Another male: I've got a hunch
Timmy, Cosmo, and Mr. Turner: And we like launching missiles in the sky
All the males: It's great to be a hairy, smelly
I've got a belly
Cosmo: Check it out
Cosmo: Left! Left! Left! Left! Left!
All the males: Great to be a hairy, smelly guy
Timmy: It's great to be a guy
Cosmo: But I can't help
That's why I sing this song
But stop and think
Timmy: But I've got meat
Cosmo: There's nothing else that I require
And I got fire
That maybe something's wrong
All the males: Except perhaps a massive pizza pie
Because it's great to be a guy
Yes, Guy!
*Burp*G-U-Y

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