In a very large factory I belong
Freddy on a chainsaw lost his feet
And I work the night shift all week long
Thinking 'bout a blonde he'll never meet
Tried to take his life again the other week

Keep your chin up, haven't a care 'ave you'
What's the matter with Arthur Royal
Just join the party, allegiance I swear
Arthur blew a fuse two days ago,
I'll go and top up his batteries and check the oil
Set himself alight, you didn't know
Nearly burnt us down the twit just had to go
Take your chances, live on hot air
Chance of promotion, I'll take that chair

Dreaming of golden sands and palm trees
I said file these quickly and then staple these
In time for tea (and don't be late mind)
Get yourself altered undo the seam, get back just

Nobody's perfect least of all me
Just keep my nose clean egg chips and beans
Married the job at age 23

I'm always full of steam
But I did manage to go to Majorca once
Past the entrance, by-way to all my sins
(I could never go to Butlins
Wish I hadn't bothered
Who are all these people in my office, anyway'
Who are they' Where do they come from, do you know them

*** Complimentary The Ballad Of The Decomposing Man Featuring 'the Ringtone ***

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