Half Man Half Biscuit - "All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka Prague Away Ki" lyrics
*** Complimentary All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka Prague Away Ki Ringtone ***
There was one in a gang,
He thought he was better than you.
And because of that,
Who had Scalextric,
Everyday after school,
You'd go around there to play it,
And it always took about 15 billion hours to set the track up.
Hoping to compete for some kind championship,
And even when you did, the thing never seemed to work.
It was a dodgy transformer, again and again.
A dodgy transformer, again and again.
It was a dodgy transformer, again and again.
A dodgy transformer, cost 3 pounds 10.
Up the stairs with the stepladder,
So he sent his doting mother
To get the Subbuteo,
Required for that big-match atmosphere.
Out of the loft.
He had all the accessories,
And the floodlights, too.
The crowd and the dugout,
And you'd always get palmed off
And a goal-kicker with no arms,
And a face like his.
He thought he was better than you.
And because of that,
Who had Scalextric,
Everyday after school,
You'd go around there to play it,
And it always took about 15 billion hours to set the track up.
Hoping to compete for some kind championship,
And even when you did, the thing never seemed to work.
It was a dodgy transformer, again and again.
A dodgy transformer, again and again.
It was a dodgy transformer, again and again.
A dodgy transformer, cost 3 pounds 10.
Up the stairs with the stepladder,
So he sent his doting mother
To get the Subbuteo,
Required for that big-match atmosphere.
Out of the loft.
He had all the accessories,
And the floodlights, too.
The crowd and the dugout,
And you'd always get palmed off
And a goal-kicker with no arms,
And a face like his.
With a headless center-forward,
And he'd managed to get hold of
A Dukla-Prague Away Kit,
His uncle owned a sport shop
And after only five minutes
And he'd kept it to one side.
Because he'd sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger.
You'd be down to ten men,
Each and every goal, a hotly disputed penatly.
Come to half-time, you were losing, four-nil.
And the game was abandoned,
So you smash up the floodlights
And the dog would bark
And you'd be banned from his house.
And your travelling army
Of synthetic supporters
And thrown in the bin.
Would be taken away from you
And now he's working
In a job with a future.
He hands me my Gyro (as in gyroscope, not "hero")
Every two weeks.
And me, I'm on the lookout
UhFor a proper transformer.
And he'd managed to get hold of
A Dukla-Prague Away Kit,
His uncle owned a sport shop
And after only five minutes
And he'd kept it to one side.
Because he'd sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger.
You'd be down to ten men,
Each and every goal, a hotly disputed penatly.
Come to half-time, you were losing, four-nil.
And the game was abandoned,
So you smash up the floodlights
And the dog would bark
And you'd be banned from his house.
And your travelling army
Of synthetic supporters
And thrown in the bin.
Would be taken away from you
And now he's working
In a job with a future.
He hands me my Gyro (as in gyroscope, not "hero")
Every two weeks.
And me, I'm on the lookout
UhFor a proper transformer.
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