Half Man Half Biscuit - "Dickie Davies Eyes" lyrics
*** Complimentary Dickie Davies Eyes Ringtone ***
Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more,
And I'll more than likely kill you.
"Moorecock, Moorecock, Michael Moorecock"
you fervently moan.
Or are you just pleased to see me'
Is this a wok that you sholve down my throat,
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.
Chorus:
And all those people
Like to still believe are alive,
Who you, romantically,
And I'll more than likely kill you.
"Moorecock, Moorecock, Michael Moorecock"
you fervently moan.
Or are you just pleased to see me'
Is this a wok that you sholve down my throat,
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.
Chorus:
And all those people
Like to still believe are alive,
Who you, romantically,
Are dead!
So I'll wipe my snot
On the wall.
As you put another Roger Dean poster
On the arm of your chair
God, I could murder a Cadbury's Flake,
Or maybe you would 'cause their adverts promote oral sex!
Then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven.
Suggesting we faint at her beauty,
But she's got "Dickie Davis Eyes!"
A Romani bint in a field with her paints,
Chorus x 2
So I'll wipe my snot
On the wall.
As you put another Roger Dean poster
On the arm of your chair
God, I could murder a Cadbury's Flake,
Or maybe you would 'cause their adverts promote oral sex!
Then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven.
Suggesting we faint at her beauty,
But she's got "Dickie Davis Eyes!"
A Romani bint in a field with her paints,
Chorus x 2
*** Complimentary Dickie Davies Eyes Ringtone ***
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