Half Man Half Biscuit - "D'you Ken Ted Mould" lyrics
*** Complimentary D'you Ken Ted Mould Ringtone ***
Ah, Ted! It has to be said,
The {' juicy truth's '} beyond us.
{' Hedderly Crup '} is in my garden
Rain, shine, on Leopold Stein,
Don't go breathing! Misery!
His ribs remain intact.
Breaking wind! "I beg your pardon!"
And don't you all agree'
No fears, the last ten good years,
It's you who sets the pace.
That you'll pose on Erskine's nose;
The {' juicy truth's '} beyond us.
{' Hedderly Crup '} is in my garden
Rain, shine, on Leopold Stein,
Don't go breathing! Misery!
His ribs remain intact.
Breaking wind! "I beg your pardon!"
And don't you all agree'
No fears, the last ten good years,
It's you who sets the pace.
That you'll pose on Erskine's nose;
Our statistics prove it,
On the cold and frosty morning,
It's insulation for the nation.
Stop and howl {' And ruse like warning: '}
That's the one for me!
No draft, 'cause that would be daft,
A feather acknowledges beauty.
And ball and chain that {' leaks on the pane '}
Can only smash your nerves.
In the Highland Agencies
And with the best, it stands to please.
And no complaining whether it's raining.
Thanks to this {' tumultuous day
On the cold and frosty morning,
It's insulation for the nation.
Stop and howl {' And ruse like warning: '}
That's the one for me!
No draft, 'cause that would be daft,
A feather acknowledges beauty.
And ball and chain that {' leaks on the pane '}
Can only smash your nerves.
In the Highland Agencies
And with the best, it stands to please.
And no complaining whether it's raining.
Thanks to this {' tumultuous day
*** Complimentary D'you Ken Ted Mould Ringtone ***
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