Half Man Half Biscuit - "For What Is Chatteris" lyrics
*** Complimentary For What Is Chatteris Ringtone ***
One way system, smooth and commendable,
go by bus, they're highly dependable,
clean streets acknowledged in The Lords,
the swings in the park, for the kids, have won awards,
but whats a park if you can't see a linnet'
for what is Chatteris without you in it'
a timetable if your journey's infinite'
My bag's packed and I'm leaving in a minute,
Car crime's low, gun crime's lower,
the town hall band CD, it's a grower,
but there's a brass band everywhere,
although there was a drive by shouting once,
you never hear of folk getting knocked on the bonce,
and I dont drive so I care,
and as a nightingale sang in berkley square,
go by bus, they're highly dependable,
clean streets acknowledged in The Lords,
the swings in the park, for the kids, have won awards,
but whats a park if you can't see a linnet'
for what is Chatteris without you in it'
a timetable if your journey's infinite'
My bag's packed and I'm leaving in a minute,
Car crime's low, gun crime's lower,
the town hall band CD, it's a grower,
but there's a brass band everywhere,
although there was a drive by shouting once,
you never hear of folk getting knocked on the bonce,
and I dont drive so I care,
and as a nightingale sang in berkley square,
what is chatteris if you're not there'
like a game-bird reserve short on pheasants,
weavers cottages devoid of tenants,
a market town that lacks quintessence,
that's Chatteris without your presence,
three good butcher's, two fine chandlers,
OFSTED plaudits, envy of the fens,
an indoor pool, a first class cake shop,
prick barriers at both ends,
But what's Chatteris if you're not there'
what's Chatteris if you're not there'
what's Chatteris if you're not there'
what's Chatteris if you're not there'
what's Chatteris if you're not there'
what's Chatteris if you're not there'
I may as well be in Ely or Saint Ives.
like a game-bird reserve short on pheasants,
weavers cottages devoid of tenants,
a market town that lacks quintessence,
that's Chatteris without your presence,
three good butcher's, two fine chandlers,
OFSTED plaudits, envy of the fens,
an indoor pool, a first class cake shop,
prick barriers at both ends,
But what's Chatteris if you're not there'
what's Chatteris if you're not there'
what's Chatteris if you're not there'
what's Chatteris if you're not there'
what's Chatteris if you're not there'
what's Chatteris if you're not there'
I may as well be in Ely or Saint Ives.
*** Complimentary For What Is Chatteris Ringtone ***
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