Half Man Half Biscuit - "I Was a Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan" lyrics
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Well I heard a lovely rumor,
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
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