Half Man Half Biscuit - "Reasons To Be Miserable" lyrics
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And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear: (wolf-whistle) Ta Neil (thanking Neil)
A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site,
Witnessing the whole Neanderthal situation
And you stand there
As they sit there on their newly build wall
Laughing their hods off.
Chorus:
Wanting to twist your own brain out
Reasons to be miserable,
It's one more thing to gripe about
As I while away my time in bed.
Another good excuse to be dead.
A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site,
Witnessing the whole Neanderthal situation
And you stand there
As they sit there on their newly build wall
Laughing their hods off.
Chorus:
Wanting to twist your own brain out
Reasons to be miserable,
It's one more thing to gripe about
As I while away my time in bed.
Another good excuse to be dead.
And then there's the person who collects all things "Piero",
And loves Siamese cats,
With a fellow of the turkish delights outfit,
And thinks they're sophisticated because they eat Fries' Chocolate Cream,
Who is full of instant mono-sodium glutimate,
And who'd do anything to spend the night
And who go to charity shops,
And they always have a portrait of a sad clown on the wall,
At the thought of vampire lust.
And tend to become slightly orgasmic
Chorus x 2
"Cringe!"
And I don't know anyone who puts peaches on their cornflakes, either
And loves Siamese cats,
With a fellow of the turkish delights outfit,
And thinks they're sophisticated because they eat Fries' Chocolate Cream,
Who is full of instant mono-sodium glutimate,
And who'd do anything to spend the night
And who go to charity shops,
And they always have a portrait of a sad clown on the wall,
At the thought of vampire lust.
And tend to become slightly orgasmic
Chorus x 2
"Cringe!"
And I don't know anyone who puts peaches on their cornflakes, either
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