Half Man Half Biscuit - "Teenage Armchair Honved Fan" lyrics
*** Complimentary Teenage Armchair Honved Fan Ringtone ***
Yeah'
My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil.
Woke up this morning and found myself in bed.
I dreamt about about a love-affair
In far-off Budapest.
The sort of thing that shudders every pill.
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
And Morphy Richards showed up with the goods.
I went dans la cuisine, in a bi-linguistic mood.
I was feeling hungry both this morning and last night,
with an appetite like that you see the woods.
I was a teenage armchair Honved fan!
Is this the bit where we're supposed to make guitars collide, and
Is this the bit where we go crashing through those barriers,
Is this the bit where we release all that raw energy, and
Like wot they do in music mags'!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil.
Woke up this morning and found myself in bed.
I dreamt about about a love-affair
In far-off Budapest.
The sort of thing that shudders every pill.
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
And Morphy Richards showed up with the goods.
I went dans la cuisine, in a bi-linguistic mood.
I was feeling hungry both this morning and last night,
with an appetite like that you see the woods.
I was a teenage armchair Honved fan!
Is this the bit where we're supposed to make guitars collide, and
Is this the bit where we go crashing through those barriers,
Is this the bit where we release all that raw energy, and
Like wot they do in music mags'!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair wham bam thank you.
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair wooo oooh ooh.
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fanI was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan!
*** Complimentary Teenage Armchair Honved Fan Ringtone ***
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