Half Man Half Biscuit - "The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman" lyrics
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Well I heard a lovely rumor,
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
"And by the way, have we got news for you!"
That I had always billed as "Dad",
And they told me that the man
Hadn't met my "Mum" when I was born.
And they reckon that I am,
But I hope to God I'm not,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
With this bombshell on my mind.
And my school-work fell behind
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
"And by the way, have we got news for you!"
That I had always billed as "Dad",
And they told me that the man
Hadn't met my "Mum" when I was born.
And they reckon that I am,
But I hope to God I'm not,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
With this bombshell on my mind.
And my school-work fell behind
Me art teacher said he understood.
But he could only sympathise
With the sadness in my eyes,
Even though he'd shown my his Magerite!
And in the "Corridors of Fear"
As ridicule flew at me from both sides.
I would shed a lovely tear,
And they mocked me in my mocks,
And embroidered in my socks,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
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And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman
But he could only sympathise
With the sadness in my eyes,
Even though he'd shown my his Magerite!
And in the "Corridors of Fear"
As ridicule flew at me from both sides.
I would shed a lovely tear,
And they mocked me in my mocks,
And embroidered in my socks,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
Supercalifragilisticborussiamunchengladbach
And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman
*** Complimentary The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman Ringtone ***
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