G.I. Joe boy
Monkey suit man
Shamu, 5.0, flatfoot

Make less money than a damn schoolteacher
Squeal, squeal, squeal
I'm gettin' tired of dealing with the p-i-g-c-o-w-a-r-d
Ignorant redneck
Cro-Magnum, meter maid fed, cinder block (hed)
How to serve and protect everything that you hate-wait
Your pencil neck's about to break

What's with that chip on your shoulder'
Coward, coward
What's with that chip on your shoulder'

Vak-yoom brain ded
Vacuum

Oink-oink, cornfed
No action seein'
Causin' more trouble than you find on your silly beat
Glorified security guard
The hate and race war you perpetuate will soon end

Useless & integrated
Insecure, power struck excuse for a pig
Then, you'll be unemployed
Smell the bacon fryin'
Checkin' my ID for a livin'
Slice these officers
Bleedin' from the cap that me just twisted back-snap!
See it dyin' in my nice dreams

What's with that chip on your shoulder'
Coward, coward
Slut
What's with that chip on your shoulder'

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