Howard Stern - "I Went The Gay Way" lyrics
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I WENT THE GAY WAY...By The Backside Boys
(Listed below are the lyrics to Howard Stern's
"I Want It That Way", which was first performed on 9/27/99)
song parody of the Backstreet Boys'
Howard Stern singing:
Opening Music
This song.. makes me cry, makes me crave.. a man's backside.
Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay.
People wonderin' if I'm still straight.. am I going gaaayhey'
I watch.. the telly While Ralph.. shaves my belly.
Tell me why.. this song makes my butt ache.
Men's backside's are a dirty place.
Tell me why.. homo love could be a mistake.
Could I go the gay way'
Fred Norris singing:
Would K.C. be my love sla-ave' If I went the gay way.
Jackie.. bend ooover, and bark loud.. like Ro-ver..
Get K-Y!.. I'm singin' like a sissy.
Get K-Y!.. Ralph come and smell my butt cheeks.
Howard Stern singing:
(Listed below are the lyrics to Howard Stern's
"I Want It That Way", which was first performed on 9/27/99)
song parody of the Backstreet Boys'
Howard Stern singing:
Opening Music
This song.. makes me cry, makes me crave.. a man's backside.
Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay.
People wonderin' if I'm still straight.. am I going gaaayhey'
I watch.. the telly While Ralph.. shaves my belly.
Tell me why.. this song makes my butt ache.
Men's backside's are a dirty place.
Tell me why.. homo love could be a mistake.
Could I go the gay way'
Fred Norris singing:
Would K.C. be my love sla-ave' If I went the gay way.
Jackie.. bend ooover, and bark loud.. like Ro-ver..
Get K-Y!.. I'm singin' like a sissy.
Get K-Y!.. Ralph come and smell my butt cheeks.
Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y!.. I'm thinkin' 'bout the ballet
Could I go the gay way'
Fred Norris singing:
If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!
Will there be pain, that I can not explain, what's coming over me'
Howard Stern singing:
I watch.. the telly.. while Ralph.. shaves my belly.
Homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. With every passing day!
Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y!.. Would I like to see a sphincter'
If I went the gay way!
Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!
Get K-Y!.. sphincter, sphincter, sphincter, sphincter!
Get K-Y!.. Di-stincter, stincter, stincter!
Get K-Y!.. Oh, Fred I need your sphincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!
Get K-Y!.. Give me K.C.'s it's more distincter!
If I went the gay way!
If I..went the gay way
Could I go the gay way'
Fred Norris singing:
If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!
Will there be pain, that I can not explain, what's coming over me'
Howard Stern singing:
I watch.. the telly.. while Ralph.. shaves my belly.
Homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. With every passing day!
Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y!.. Would I like to see a sphincter'
If I went the gay way!
Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!
Get K-Y!.. sphincter, sphincter, sphincter, sphincter!
Get K-Y!.. Di-stincter, stincter, stincter!
Get K-Y!.. Oh, Fred I need your sphincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!
Get K-Y!.. Give me K.C.'s it's more distincter!
If I went the gay way!
If I..went the gay way
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