She aint no ball and chain (x3)

Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well she rolls the other way
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
But really she don't mean it
There's nothing wrong with my head
Me and my old lady
There's nothing wrong

Sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me
But really I don't mean it
Will I say that love is blind
Everything I say
There's nothing wrong
Still if she believes in love

There's nothing wrong with her head
So what if we're making a scene now
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
You know she don't give a shit
It's all good and we
You know I don't mind a bit
The world is unaware
Ain't gonna change now
Cause we don't care

So if you want to go on and stare
She ain't no ball and chain
Me and my old lady
And when in that position
I'm the luckiest man alive
Suck each other dry
Passing time away
Quenching our libidos
Now that we believe in love
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with our head

*** Complimentary Me My Old Lady Ringtone ***

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