Me And My Old Lady

Me and my old lady
And when I say I love her
Lay in bed all day
Well she rolls the other way
But really she don't mean it
There's nothing wrong
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
There's nothing wrong with my head
Sit and sip on wine

And when she says she loves me
Me and my old lady
Will I say that love is blind
Everything I say
But really I don't mean it
There's nothing wrong
Still if she believes in love

There's nothing wrong with her head

So what if we're making a scene now
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
You know she don't give a shit
You know I don't mind a bit
It's all good and we
The world is unaware
Ain't gonna change now
So if you want to go on and stare

Cause we don't care
She ain't no ball and chain
Suck each other dry
Me and my old lady
I'm the luckiest man alive
And when in that position
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
There's nothing wrong
Now that I believe in love
There's nothing wrong with my head

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