Uncle Kracker - "Steaks 'N Shrimp" lyrics
*** Complimentary Steaks 'N Shrimp Ringtone ***
Clap your hands
To the beat,
Just clap your hands
To the beat
C'mon clap your hands
To the beat,
I said clap your hands
To the beat
Uh huh and you
Don't stop, uh-huh
And you don't stop
Uh huh and you
Don't stop, uh-huh
And you don't stop
We in this Great Lakes
State eatin'
Steaks n shrimp
It's kinda hard to
Miss the crew
'Cause we all got limps
We come equipped
With new kicks and Stetsons
The super saggy bags and
The white trash connection
No flexin', huh
Know what I mean
You can feel us fool
We don't need to be seen
It's all about the green
Not the drugs we be takin'
That sh*ts free with
An LP in circulation,
And we be wastin' time
Got them all state
All county, all hood rhymes
It's all good times
Thank the Lord
For dumb f***in' people and
Credit card fraud
We're tearin' up your lawn
We got herds of Lincolns
Step into your crib and
Have your whole
House stinkin'
Don't blink and
Don't think we're soft
Hide your money and
Your gold and
Don't express your thoughts
We get mad props
Wreck all shops
Puttin' stops on
Crews they get
Confused and lose
That's what we do
Styles stem from pioneers
Leavin' suckers in awe
And you get
Jawed for lookin queer
Can you hear me or
Am I talkin' to the wall'
That's Top Dog callin' out
Each and every one of y'all
You get balls you come
And talk that sh*t
But Top Dogs camp ain't
Nothin' to f*** with
And don't say we
Didn't warn ya
I got this Detroit thing
With more love that California
Drunk DJ smokin' cognac dips
Call me the sidekick thug
Boy kid with the limp
I rip through rhymes like
A bullet in the breeze
And I float through tracks
Like a shark in the sea
A wee bit shy
But I comply by me
And I'm a mean motherf***er
When I have to be
Got young G's with sleeves
And thieves on hold
Strategically placed in case
Somebody feels bold, I told
You ho's you can't f***
With these 'cause
I make more papers then trees
See we believe in
Brotherhood forever is criteria
You f***in' with Top Dog
To the beat,
Just clap your hands
To the beat
C'mon clap your hands
To the beat,
I said clap your hands
To the beat
Uh huh and you
Don't stop, uh-huh
And you don't stop
Uh huh and you
Don't stop, uh-huh
And you don't stop
We in this Great Lakes
State eatin'
Steaks n shrimp
It's kinda hard to
Miss the crew
'Cause we all got limps
We come equipped
With new kicks and Stetsons
The super saggy bags and
The white trash connection
No flexin', huh
Know what I mean
You can feel us fool
We don't need to be seen
It's all about the green
Not the drugs we be takin'
That sh*ts free with
An LP in circulation,
And we be wastin' time
Got them all state
All county, all hood rhymes
It's all good times
Thank the Lord
For dumb f***in' people and
Credit card fraud
We're tearin' up your lawn
We got herds of Lincolns
Step into your crib and
Have your whole
House stinkin'
Don't blink and
Don't think we're soft
Hide your money and
Your gold and
Don't express your thoughts
We get mad props
Wreck all shops
Puttin' stops on
Crews they get
Confused and lose
That's what we do
Styles stem from pioneers
Leavin' suckers in awe
And you get
Jawed for lookin queer
Can you hear me or
Am I talkin' to the wall'
That's Top Dog callin' out
Each and every one of y'all
You get balls you come
And talk that sh*t
But Top Dogs camp ain't
Nothin' to f*** with
And don't say we
Didn't warn ya
I got this Detroit thing
With more love that California
Drunk DJ smokin' cognac dips
Call me the sidekick thug
Boy kid with the limp
I rip through rhymes like
A bullet in the breeze
And I float through tracks
Like a shark in the sea
A wee bit shy
But I comply by me
And I'm a mean motherf***er
When I have to be
Got young G's with sleeves
And thieves on hold
Strategically placed in case
Somebody feels bold, I told
You ho's you can't f***
With these 'cause
I make more papers then trees
See we believe in
Brotherhood forever is criteria
You f***in' with Top Dog
Your f***in' with familia
No I ain't feelin' ya
Got all that I can do to hear
Any time you see me
You should stand clear
You see me in my Lincoln
In the clubs drinkin'
Who you gonna check b****
What the f*** you thinkin''
You can check me but
That sh*t don't slide
You can get your life
Look tryin' to take my pride
You ride with who
Man that sh*t ain't big
I roll with dogs
That'll rock your wig
And got gigs all money
Detroit to Portland
Cellular receivers and beepers
Is what were sportin'
Your nothin' of importance
I don't sweat you
Yeah thhe drinks on me
But the jokes on you
I'm all about the
Everyday nothin' at all
See I'm not doin' very much
I'm just havin' a ball
I'm in bed by four
I'm up by noon
I might sit around
I might write me a tune
I might go fishin'
And again I might not
I might get me a 40 or
Pour me some scotch
The warch on my wrist
That don't even exist
A lot of pissed people from
Appointments that
I've missed
I dissed everybody and
Their Mom for spite
'Cause everybody's
Barkin' but nobody ever bites
Your talkin' loud, sayin' nothin'
Get you dad
Get your cousin'
Go and get your boy
'Cause he's as big as a house
Now take your pussy as* click
And get the f*** out
I'm the estranged, deranged
Got domains like states
I love in plush hotels
With them hourly rates
I do big plates 8 times a day
The crew be livin' large
At the Seafood Bay
Got a way with the world and
Now I'm lookin' to scramble
Ain't about to as*
Out on a no good gamble
I could handle anything but
I ain't down for broke
So before somebody slides
Like somebody's getting' choked
I'm a no good freak
I tweak skin like rashes
I lose a little love
With every day that passes
Ain't a masochistic
Rock statistics, vocabulary
I'm a very shy simplistic
And get this, some people
Say I changed
I'm the same motherf***er
With the same old name
A little extra game and
Extra cash could see
You could f*** me
But don't put it past me
You wanna bash me
And got no reason
I can lay up in the Caymans
For 4 straight seasons
I ain't a punk
I refuse to be
You're all up in the past
That's as*
Hear what I say
I'm all about today and
I'ma die that way
B****
No I ain't feelin' ya
Got all that I can do to hear
Any time you see me
You should stand clear
You see me in my Lincoln
In the clubs drinkin'
Who you gonna check b****
What the f*** you thinkin''
You can check me but
That sh*t don't slide
You can get your life
Look tryin' to take my pride
You ride with who
Man that sh*t ain't big
I roll with dogs
That'll rock your wig
And got gigs all money
Detroit to Portland
Cellular receivers and beepers
Is what were sportin'
Your nothin' of importance
I don't sweat you
Yeah thhe drinks on me
But the jokes on you
I'm all about the
Everyday nothin' at all
See I'm not doin' very much
I'm just havin' a ball
I'm in bed by four
I'm up by noon
I might sit around
I might write me a tune
I might go fishin'
And again I might not
I might get me a 40 or
Pour me some scotch
The warch on my wrist
That don't even exist
A lot of pissed people from
Appointments that
I've missed
I dissed everybody and
Their Mom for spite
'Cause everybody's
Barkin' but nobody ever bites
Your talkin' loud, sayin' nothin'
Get you dad
Get your cousin'
Go and get your boy
'Cause he's as big as a house
Now take your pussy as* click
And get the f*** out
I'm the estranged, deranged
Got domains like states
I love in plush hotels
With them hourly rates
I do big plates 8 times a day
The crew be livin' large
At the Seafood Bay
Got a way with the world and
Now I'm lookin' to scramble
Ain't about to as*
Out on a no good gamble
I could handle anything but
I ain't down for broke
So before somebody slides
Like somebody's getting' choked
I'm a no good freak
I tweak skin like rashes
I lose a little love
With every day that passes
Ain't a masochistic
Rock statistics, vocabulary
I'm a very shy simplistic
And get this, some people
Say I changed
I'm the same motherf***er
With the same old name
A little extra game and
Extra cash could see
You could f*** me
But don't put it past me
You wanna bash me
And got no reason
I can lay up in the Caymans
For 4 straight seasons
I ain't a punk
I refuse to be
You're all up in the past
That's as*
Hear what I say
I'm all about today and
I'ma die that way
B****
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