Waits Tom - "Bad Liver And A Broken Heart" lyrics

Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, And I wish you'd a-known her, we were quite a pair, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart She was sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer And I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink So buy this fool some spirits and libations, it's these railroad station bars So welcome to the continuing saga, she was my better half, and I was just a dog And so here am I slumped, I've been chipped and I've been chumped on my stool And all these conductors and porters, and I'm all out of quarters And this epitaph is the aftermath, yeah I choose my path, hey, come on, Kath, No, the moon ain't romantic, it's intimidating as hell, He's a lawyer, he ain't the one for ya And some guy's trying to sell me a watch And so I'll meet you at the bottom of a bottle of bargain Scotch I got me a bottle and a dream, it's so maudlin it seems, I ain't sentimental, this ain't a purchase, it's a rental, and it's purgatory, You can name your poison, go on ahead and make some noise 'Cause I got my own double-cross to bear And hey, what's your story, well I don't even care And I'll see your Red Label, and I'll raise you one more, It ain't like asbestos And you can pour me a cab, I just can't drink no more, 'Cause it don't douse the flames that are started by dames, It don't do nothing but rest us assured, And substantiate the rumors that you've heard