Waits Tom - "Barber Shop" lyrics

good mornin mr. snip snip snip witchur haircut jus as short as mine bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker mornin mr. furgeson what's the good word witcha been magazine racks hangin round the barber shop a side burnin close crop stayin outa trouble like a good boy should i see you're still cuttin hair well i'm still cuttin classes i just couldn't hep myself i got a couple of passes to the ringle bros. barn bail circus afternoon i see you lost a little round the middle and your lookin reel good sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood what's the low down mr. brown heard you boy's leavin town i just bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue that the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done throw me over sports page cincinnati's lookin' good you can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border always been for pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1 you know the hair's gettin longer and the skirts gettin shorter now if your mama saw you smokin why she'd kick your ass oh if i had a million dollars well what would i do put it out you little juvenile and put it out fast still gotchur paper route now that's just fine probly be a barber not a bum like you know i give the best haircuts in the whole wide world now you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time you be keepin little circus money and spend it on a girl